Buck’s parties seem to bring out the inner Casanova in some men. Get a semi-naked girl flirting with them and serving them beer, and all of a sudden they think they’re in! It’s the intoxicating combination of coquettish bare-breasted birds and beer that makes most men giddy, and while you’re unlikely to get further than gawking at most Adelaide topless waitresses, you can delve into your arsenal of pick-up lines and see how they go. If nothing else, you’ll at least get some fairly polite advice from a woman who’s heard them all and can tell you what works and what doesn’t

We won’t be giving any such advice here, but for comic relief, we’ve given you a sample of pick-up lines so bad they are likely to fail in a brothel.

- If you were a door I’d slam you all night.

- I smell that you’re in season. Want to breed?

- How about you and me make a human sandwich?

- I like every bone in your body, especially mine.

- Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only “10” I see

- I’ve got the F-C-K. All I need is U

- I’m no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock.

We don’t recommend you test these out on our Adelaide topless waitresses – perhaps try something a bit more creative. But after your eighth beer, we reckon the most creative you’ll get is yelling “Are those things real?” Are we right, or are we right?