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The saying goes something like this: poker is like sex – everyone thinks they’re good at it, but most people have no idea what they’re doing. The advantage of poker is that it’s a lot easier to at least attempt to be good at. A buck’s night is a perfect occasion for a bit of poker with the gents, even though you’ll probably be thinking more about sex. Poker hire Packages can include a hot, lingerie-clad dealer, plus topless waitresses and a stripper, just to add a bit of excitement to the game.
We challenge you to try to keep your poker face when you’re surrounded by breasts and alcohol. Regardless of what hands you’re dealt, at least you’re guaranteed to see a few pairs (yes, we’re proud of that joke).
If you don’t know how to play poker, here’s a quick lesson: who cares! A barely clothed minx is hosting the game and you have topless women serving you beer. Just take a seat at the poker table and ogle.
If you’re clever and feel no need to preserve the integrity of the game, you can get a topless waitress to be an accomplice. As she serves the fellow players drinks, she’ll take a sneaky glance at their cards. A nipple tweak means they’re holding a one pair, tweaking two nipples means it’s a two pair. Not sure what the signal is for a royal flush.
In any case, a poker hire package will provide some pretty sweet entertainment at any buck’s show. You get to play cards with the lads and see nudity. What more do you want?
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