What do you get if you cross combat sport with half-naked babes? Only the most amazing thing you could ever hope to witness! It’s called jelly wrestling, and we have been offering it long before this lingerie football craze took off. That’s right, we’re ahead of the game – it’s just that the game doesn’t have any official rules as such.
But that’s okay. All you need to know is this: two topless waitresses get into a blow-up pool full of jelly and wrestle for half-an-hour. But how is the winner determined, I hear you ask? Well that’s up to the rules committee, aka the blokes at the buck’s night. A bunch of horny, booze-fuelled blokes are responsible enough to make up some sensible rules, right?
We recommend the buck assumes the role of referee. He has the difficult job of keeping a close eye on the topless girls to make sure they play by the rules the fellas knocked up a half-an-hour ago. He may decide the winner is the girl lathered in the most jelly, or the girl he thinks looked the sexiest.
The great news is, the topless waitresses spend the first three hours of the night serving drinks and food and being all playful and flirtatious and whatnot. Then they end the night covered in jelly. It’s a sensational way to spend a buck’s night. Why go to the races or the footy when you can watch a sport that has exquisite breasts on full display? It’s the most fun you’ll have all year. Just add water.