The above package is a suggestion only and can be modified to your requirements and budget.
If you reckon paintball is a pretty dull way to spend a buck’s party, then you obviously haven’t experienced Boobtique’s paintball package. We’re experts on the male species here and we’ve come to the conclusion, after extensive research, that men like guns and naked women. So we’ve used this research to devise the ultimate buck’s party.
We’ve split the party into two sessions, but both heavily feature paint. The first session is all about simulated warfare. A group of mates get full access to a paintball park and shoot the living hell out of each other. It’s pain-free, unless you get one in the neck. It’s also the best way to indiscriminately fire at people without breaking the law. The package offers players an exclusive discount and the buck gets to play for free, which is fair, considering all the other blokes will probably gang up on him.
The second part of the package involves two topless waitresses and a XXX body paint show. These girls certainly have some artistic flair, but they don’t use paint brushes. They’re more into finger painting. This is the part of the night where you unwind after a hard day’s shooting, drink beer, and perve on naked women. Sounds pretty good doesn’t it?
No doubt things could get quite raucous during the night and you probably won’t want to tell your missus about everything that went on. Just have a suitable story prepared when she asks you about the paintball mark on your neck that looks suspiciously like a hicky.
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